colorless green ideas

2009-11-22T18:48:00.001-08:00

HATERS GONNA HATE http://ow.ly/EJOs

2009-11-20T15:31:00.001-08:00

I'm the operator of my pocket calculator - http://ping.fm/5tEWR

2009-11-18T15:47:00.001-08:00

Sundance Film Festival Unveils 2010 New Frontier Lineup #film #filmfest #sundance http://ow.ly/Dwiv

2009-11-18T11:33:00.001-08:00

Motivational speech of the day: http://ow.ly/Dsjg

2009-11-18T09:45:00.001-08:00

Sixth Borough Screenwriting Competition - $11,000 Grand Prize! #screenwriting #celtx http://ow.ly/Dqkj

2009-11-18T00:47:00.001-08:00

Google Translate Adds As-You-Type Translations, Phonetic Pronunciation http://ping.fm/YA8KH #languages #googletranslate

2009-11-17T16:31:00.001-08:00

Filmed By Bike Festival 2010 Call for Entries #filmfest http://ow.ly/DcVB

2009-11-14T15:30:00.001-08:00

"In 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome."

2009-11-14T12:18:00.001-08:00

Dr. Seuss's publisher, wagered $50 that Seuss could not write a book using only fifty different words. #seuss http://ow.ly/ChdF

2009-11-13T15:54:00.001-08:00

(@machinifeed) http://ow.ly/C0JI

2009-11-13T14:37:00.001-08:00

"I am not a Tumblarity number, I am a free man! " #tumblr #tumblarity http://ow.ly/BZHB

2009-11-13T14:17:00.001-08:00

1080p HD Is Coming to YouTube http://ow.ly/BZmQ

2009-11-12T21:17:00.001-08:00

TwitCritics Scours Twitter to Bring You Movie Reviews #twitter #movies #reviews http://ow.ly/BO3h

2009-11-12T20:31:00.001-08:00

Celtx v2.5 released | #filmmaking #screenwriting http://ow.ly/BNGr

2009-11-12T20:30:00.001-08:00

Blender & The Movies #machinima #blender http://ow.ly/BNF2

2009-11-12T18:59:00.001-08:00

WHY ARE WE HERE? http://ow.ly/BMUC

2009-11-12T12:53:00.001-08:00

GO GO GO | WORK WORK WORK PRODUCE PRODUCE PRODUCE #art #streetart http://ow.ly/BJay

2009-11-12T11:17:00.001-08:00

"I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir, because I’m not myself you see." #alice #quote

2009-11-11T23:45:00.001-08:00

"The Underachiever's Manifesto: The guide to accomplishing little and feeling great" #underachiever #manifesto http://ow.ly/BzPO

2009-11-09T13:18:00.001-08:00

Eugene Hernandez: Building Buzz #film #indy #indyfilm http://ow.ly/AQ2D

2009-11-08T20:19:00.001-08:00

New Video: The Homunculus Objection ==> http://ow.ly/AzGv #mind #science #philosophy

2009-11-01T17:00:00.001-08:00

“Dad, can we keep this hockey stuff? Dad…DAD! Look at me! I’m you, back before you got the depression!” http://ping.fm/XIUZU

2009-10-29T17:25:00.001-07:00

Guantanamo prisoner forced to listen to "the real slim shady" over and over for 20 straight days... http://ping.fm/Vz8Fx

2009-10-29T17:01:00.001-07:00

“texteth the Raven, ‘nvrmr lol’” | http://ping.fm/L8Tyk

2009-10-28T16:56:00.001-07:00

Documentary about Crazy Cat Ladies: http://ping.fm/TtNQF

2009-10-28T14:08:00.001-07:00

"It is imperative that I keep her under a hypnotic trance...forever!" http://ping.fm/pLqiF

2009-10-28T11:10:00.001-07:00

RIP | GAME OVER! ==> So this is what the end looks like... http://ping.fm/FokVp

2009-10-27T22:26:00.001-07:00

Vladimir Nabokov contemplates his next move... http://ping.fm/tKswB

2009-10-26T18:04:00.001-07:00

“In the long run, a people is known, not by its statements or its statistics, but by the stories it tells.”
— Flannery O’Connor

2009-10-26T17:00:00.001-07:00

"The extra seconds it periodically takes a website to load, seems to be taking years off my life." http://ping.fm/39KzA

2009-10-26T15:03:00.001-07:00

"Huh? Wait a minute! What are you talking about? I ain't no ghoul!"
I get this all the time. http://ping.fm/vNVLJ

2009-10-26T14:21:00.001-07:00

Dear Jehovah’s Witnesses,
These people are cool. No need to visit.
Peace & Love,
God ==> http://ping.fm/4DgzN

2009-10-26T13:42:00.001-07:00

rock | paper | scissors | super lethal twin-banded samurai sword ==> http://ping.fm/2f4Ld

2009-10-26T13:12:00.001-07:00

"We did it bc he was talking about how awesome twilight is, all fucking night." #facebook #lamebook http://ping.fm/YyPk6

2009-10-26T13:10:00.001-07:00

I can not do it anymore. http://ping.fm/PN1sT

2009-10-25T12:36:00.001-07:00

Oh, and the same goes for '8-bit', 'lo-res' videos. Enough already. Backlash. PLEASE.

2009-10-25T12:35:00.001-07:00

8-bit, low-res music is a one off joke. It is not a joke that gets funnier with re-telling. Please people... stop with the 8-bit music. Thx.

2009-10-22T18:00:00.001-07:00

Shocking Tales of Redundancy ==> http://ping.fm/rH7Jz

2009-10-20T13:25:00.001-07:00

"POLYAMORY IS WRONG! It is Either Multiamory or Polyphilia, but mixing Greek and Latin Roots? Wrong!" http://ping.fm/wpQYg

2009-10-09T14:59:00.001-07:00

ROCK N' ROLL! "Look at Def Leppard -- drummers got one fuckin' arm" | http://ping.fm/8nz28

2009-10-09T14:45:00.001-07:00

"When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed. Say something once, why say it again?" #psycho-killer http://ping.fm/GRs1B

2009-10-09T12:41:00.001-07:00

"Here, Have a Millennium Falcon Full of Yodas..." http://ping.fm/ewzr1

2009-10-09T12:37:00.001-07:00

"Likely Outcomes of Owning a Real Lightsaber: immediate, accidental self-dismemberment" (83% chance) http://metabiblio.com/post/208627603

2009-10-09T12:31:00.001-07:00

'MEAT IS GOOD! VERY GOOD!. LET ME HAVE MORE!" #woman #good #meat #more http://ping.fm/t1kmk

2009-10-09T12:26:00.001-07:00

SUCCUMB TO TEMPTATION! #meta #metabiblio #metatheory http://metabiblio.com [@dangerousmeme]

2009-10-09T12:25:00.001-07:00

"OUT OF THE GUTTER: PULP FICTION AND DEGENERATE LITERATURE" http://ping.fm/0CM1k

2009-10-09T12:21:00.001-07:00

“New THRILLS! New SHOCKS! New TERROR!” http://ping.fm/m5q7P

2009-10-09T12:17:00.001-07:00

"HOW WILL IT BE WHEN?" http://ping.fm/ITZiH

2009-10-07T18:30:00.001-07:00

"DE is a way of doing. It is a way of doing everything you do" - William S. Burroughs #gtd #de http://ping.fm/ad1fE

2009-10-07T15:25:00.001-07:00

via http://ping.fm/nysmA #anniston #nude #topless [@dangerousmeme]

2009-10-07T15:23:00.005-07:00

via http://ping.fm/0ZGKT #anniston #nude #topless [@dangerousmeme]

2009-10-07T15:23:00.003-07:00

William Burroughs | NAKED LUNCH | PUB. DATE: Nov. 20, 1962 #burroughs #beats #meta #metabiblio http://ping.fm/toJmN

2009-10-07T15:23:00.001-07:00

"Good luck, I’m behind seven proxies! " http://ping.fm/JUNan

2009-10-05T01:53:00.001-07:00

#strange #weird #vegas #lasvegas [@weirdvegas]

2009-10-05T01:52:00.001-07:00

#intellectualproperty #copyright #metabiblio #weirdvegas

2009-10-04T22:00:00.001-07:00

'weird vegas' take down notice => http://ow.ly/sGo0 #intellectualproperty #copyright #copyleft #ip #metabiblio #weirdvegas

2009-10-03T14:54:00.001-07:00

To the real Noam Chomsky: There are things that exist that are beyond words. #cgisf #colorlessgreenideas [@dangerousmeme,@aftermathbot]

2009-10-03T14:05:00.001-07:00

"Top 10 Cinematic Trannies" http://ow.ly/syGi

2009-10-02T02:01:00.001-07:00

"…Learn here how to SCREAM! Step by awful step… Groan by awesome groan..!" #metabiblio http://ping.fm/Nm2xA

2009-10-01T11:48:00.001-07:00

"THIS BROTHER IS FREE. I'LL BE WHAT I WANT TO BE"
- Steely Dan

2009-09-29T22:51:00.001-07:00

“If wishes were fishes, the antecedent of this conditional would be true.” http://metabiblio.com

2009-09-29T06:26:00.001-07:00

"Sorry I Missed Church. I Was Busy Practicing Witchcraft & Becoming a Lesbian" #metabiblio http://twurl.nl/5ixw4h

2009-09-28T23:51:00.001-07:00

ok. i'll keep @mrchomsky, colorlessgreenideas.org, colorlessgreenideas.info, etc. up until i'm #1 in google. watch out wikipedia!

2009-09-28T23:23:00.001-07:00

I am now #2 in the Google SERP's for the search phrase "Colorless Green Ideas" - behind only Wikipedia. Hey, Chomsky...FTW! @dangerousmeme

[the chinese room]

2009-09-17T08:03:00.000-07:00

Chinese Room Thought Experiment

Searle's thought experiment begins with this hypothetical premise: suppose that artificial intelligence research has succeeded in constructing a computer that behaves as if it understands Chinese. It takes Chinese characters as input and, by following the instructions of a computer program, produces other Chinese characters, which it presents as output. Suppose, says Searle, that this computer performs its task so convincingly that it comfortably passes the Turing test: it convinces a human Chinese speaker that the program is itself a human Chinese speaker. To all of the questions that the human asks, it makes appropriate responses, such that any Chinese speaker would be convinced that he or she is talking to another Chinese-speaking human being.

Some proponents of artificial intelligence would conclude that the computer "understands" Chinese. This conclusion, a position he refers to as "strong AI", is the target of Searle's argument.

Searle then asks the reader to suppose that he is in a closed room and that he has a book with an English version of the aforementioned computer program, along with sufficient paper, pencils, erasers and filing cabinets. He can receive Chinese characters (perhaps through a slot in the door), process them according to the program's instructions, and produce Chinese characters as output. As the computer had passed the Turing test this way, it is fair, says Searle, to deduce that the human operator will be able to do so as well, simply by running the program manually.

Searle asserts that there is no essential difference between the role the computer plays in the first case and the role the human operator plays in the latter. Each is simply following a program, step-by-step, which simulates intelligent behavior. And yet, Searle points out, the human operator does not understand a word of Chinese. Since it is obvious that he does not understand Chinese, Searle argues, we must infer that the computer does not understand Chinese either.

Searle argues that without "understanding" (what philosophers call "intentionality"), we cannot describe what the machine is doing as "thinking". Because it does not think, it does not have a "mind" in anything like the normal sense of the word, according to Searle. Therefore, he concludes, "strong AI" is mistaken.

[source:wikipedia:chineseroom]

無色の緑のアイデア / colorless green ideas

[mathematical proof of the infinite monkey theorem]

2009-09-17T07:24:00.000-07:00

As this equation clearly shows, this could be an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters or one monkey that never ages sitting at an IBM Selectric with a ribbon of infinite ink.